The Tell Tale Heart

     What does it mean when my girlfriend of a year and a half tells me to take my heart home? Does that mean that we have now fallen into the "it's complicated" relationship on facebook. Nah, it just means that she is tired of it sitting on her counter. Wait, WHAT? you ask. You read that right. My girlfriend is tired of my heart sitting on her counter. In November while prowling around the after Halloween clearance, I came upon a large marshmallow heart.

     When you come across a large marshmallow heart, how can you just not purchase it? Especially when it is on clearance? So, now being the proud owner of a large marshmallow heart, I have to decide what to do with it. Well, what could be more perfect than to give it to the girl I love? So, the next night I go to her house, and present her with "my heart" both literally, and figuratively. She gushed, she swooned, she adored having my heart handed to her. 

     That was just after Halloween. Now that we have gone through multiple months, a few minor holidays (Thanksgiving, Christmas, etc..), and a few major holidays (Groundhog Day, St, Patrick's Day, Chinese New Year, etc...) and about five months, she wants my heart out of her kitchen. 

     I am just not sure what that could mean?